Owl-mail

E-mail received after typical work hours.

"A LOT of owl-mails regarding our upcoming Jameson Blitz next week came through last night." "I got an owl-mail on the new proposal last week." "What kind of heartless bastard sends owl-mails on the weekend?"

Durky

A hat that short people wear to give appearance they are taller, but they are still short as fuck.

Tim lost his durky at my house, and might get midget wrangled.