Book wanker -
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books theyâve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film theyâve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - âIn Game of thrones I canât remember wolf wifeyâs nameâ
Book wanker - âRed hair, Sansa?â
Me - âno, her mumâ
Book wanker - âfish wifey?â
Me - âno, Neds wife. The starks. Theyâre dire wolves no?â
Book wanker - âactually sheâs a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the booksâ
Me - â youâre a book wankerâ
When you wake up after a drinking session and you are in your bed still drunk/hungover and you get the fear, flashbacks or bad dreams about what you were saying or doing the previous night.
Man, I crashed out last night then woke up at 3am. I was on the Ghost Train all night after that.
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