xbox toughguy

A wanna-be badass who hides his pussified-self behind his console, untimately aquiring super powers from their xbox, which allows them to kick anyones ass, any where and any time. But in reality would run, tail between his legs to his mommy if he ever met any of the people that he mouths off to.

Sound the alarm, we have ourselve an xbox toughguy!! Hey there Devin97 put your mommy on the mic so i can tell her to send you to bed with no dinner and beat your little ass till it bleeds.

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xbox toughguy

Anyone who talks shit on an xbox live game who is most likey a skinny punkass who would shit themselves when they met you in REAL life.

I wish i still had a corded telephone because id hunt that xbox toughguy and strangle his sorry ass.

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eat my root

To perform falacio on a male. Commonly used by people who live in Dundalk,MD

I had this chick from Turner Station eat my root the other day and I wound up with herpes.

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joozle

When a guy is infected by another desease ridden man and while upon ejaculation just oozes his man seed, thus Jism is oozing so joozle.

Hey Fred thanks for giving me VD now my boyfriend cant get the moneyshot he wants but has to beg for my Joozle.

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campingcunt

A derogatory term used in the heat of battle, pertaining to any FPS shooter for PC or Console in which a group or single sorry ass player pretending to be a good player camps out somewhere on the map the whole game.

I swear if i catch that campingcunt JJspirit in the stairwell one more time im going to put my dick through the mic and impail her.

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itchypunishbutton pusher

While playing Call of Duty 3 a jackass runs in front of you while your kicking ass and you accidentally Team kill him, which results in the cocksucker punishing you for his stupidity.

Wow we have another itchypunishbutton pusher today, boy i'd like to jam my skin rifle in his eye and fuck him to death.

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