PTFD

Acronym for Post Traumatic Fun Disorder. PTFD is defined as a mental condition caused by repetitive exposure to stoned NEETs pretending that any of your friend’s boring rooms were fun; This condition is commonly characterized by a severely altered sense of fun wherein the afflicted have a much harder time enjoying themselves in any given activity, especially when alcohol/weed isn’t involved

“Does Mason want to go bowling with us?”

“Nah, he’s got PTFD. If pussy/weed/alcohol/nature isn’t involved, he’s out. Is the bowling at a bar/strip club?”

“No..?”

“Don’t even ask him.”