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"Pipe The Fuck Down" used online in chat rooms towards people who are extremly loud on the mic.. Or for people arguing in chatroom.
nicki: Bitch you don't know me
Jessica: I dont wanna know you
Tasha: I wish both of you would ptfd dont nobody wanna hear that shyt
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Post-Traumatic Fart Disorder. What you suffer from after a friend rips a total crop-duster in a small, confined space. As a result of dusting, you lose your appetite for a period of 24-48 hours following event.
I'm suffering from PTFD. I just bought falafel but can't eat because it smells like Dan's ass.
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Means Post traumatic fap disorder
Guy 1 : "Duuude, ever since No fap november my PTFD has started"
Guy 2 "Yeah man it feels like shit"
Post Traumatic Ford Disorder. The overwhelming sense of paranoia that your brand new ride has a bunch of nonexistent problems because your last vehicle was a Ford.
Me: I swear, my new car keeps vibrating weird. Something has to be wrong with it.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.
PTFD, also known as Post Traumatic Finn Disorder, is a serious mental condition, caused by none other than a Finn.
This condition is easily contractable if you stay in contact with a Finn for a prolonged period of time and can cause immeasurable mental problems.
Lesser known version, with similar effects is called PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder)
Ghost has a severe case of PTFD, I hope they are ok...
Watch out before you get PTFD'ed!
Acronym for Post Traumatic Fun Disorder. PTFD is defined as a mental condition caused by repetitive exposure to stoned NEETs pretending that any of your friend’s boring rooms were fun; This condition is commonly characterized by a severely altered sense of fun wherein the afflicted have a much harder time enjoying themselves in any given activity, especially when alcohol/weed isn’t involved
“Does Mason want to go bowling with us?”
“Nah, he’s got PTFD. If pussy/weed/alcohol/nature isn’t involved, he’s out. Is the bowling at a bar/strip club?”
“No..?”
“Don’t even ask him.”
Post-Traumatic Fabian Disorder. When you hang around a Fabian, you may experience symptoms of PTFD. Including, but not limited to: Anger, anger, more anger, rage, fury, and angry fury, angry rage, and even more anger.
"You give me PTFD, just by existing."