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The name of a man who got rejected from a cult after he accidentally ejaculated after falling down the stairs.
Person: Oh wow! Did you just pull a balgabosh (ejaculating after falling down the stairs)?
A kitchentool with the purpose to slap and chop vegetables.
Person 1: Aww man I hate to slap and chop all of my vegetables! It takes so much time!
Person 2: But dude! Haven´t you heard about the slapChop? It slaps AND chops all of your vegetables! You can even use it with fruits!
Person 1: Hell yeah bro it sounds lit af!
*Buy your own slapChop in a store near you or on the internet! Please send in your social socialsecurity number and password to your bank account and get your slapChop in no time!
Use this instead of Hell yeah to impress your mom!
Brother: HELL YEAH MAN!
Mom: LANGUANGE JONATHAN!
Me: Hawk-yeah.
Mom: I'm so proud of you Timmy
When you´re upside down doing cocaine
Torbjorn: Hey dude do the snirt-snort!
Eggbert: *Does cocaine upside down