Douche Badge

A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.

Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.

"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"

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Spageki

1. Japanese ketchup Spaghetti

2. A recipe for spaghetti made by Japanese housewives: one part pasta, one part ground beef and one part ketchup.

When my host family happily plated a heaping helping of Spageki I began to weap uncontrollably .