havoc scarf

n. face-shielding clothing worn during riots.

Crickey! There's a bleedin' riot down by the pub. You coming mate?

Hang about. I've only got to get me havoc scarf first so I don't look a total wally.

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Canberra

place. Australian resort town with plenty of elbow room and a sheila on every arm. Too right mate! Foster rooms abound on the kanga tracks and drovers watch cricket all the bleeding night!. Makes Sydney look like a Wally's wedding!

Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever!

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Canberra Canberra Canberra Ho! Jumbuck's spit it's time to go!

Do you even like Aussie Rules mate? Or do you just like drinking?

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kateriffic

adj. tremendous; crumpetly splendid; rippingly good in a wholesome British way. Usually said satirically.

I say. I possess box seats for the cricket match tonight. It would be ever so bosh if you could accompany me. The purveyed comestibles hold promise of fortnumish delight.

Sounds like kateriffic katering! I'll have my amenuensis wire your manservant if I'm free.

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replacement ref

n. Anyone trying to do a job or perform a task that is clearly out of their league, or beyond their capability.

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Why is this bus turning down a one-way street?

I think there's a replacement ref driving.

Word.

hurry hard

Exuberant exhortation shouted at the skips during curling sets at the end of each over just before the corn broomers put their rings in the house.

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Hurry hard! The shot rock is going to wreck on a slug!

You weren't hurrying hard; you were hardly hurrying.

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drafting

v. 1) reducing wind resistance by tucking in behind a moving object while riding a skateboard, bike, racecar, hospital stretcher etc.

2) a sexual act.

Dude! You should have been with me yesterday! I totally saw that Penelope chick drafting a bus.

Really? I'm actually kind of glad I missed that.

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usain

adj. Quick, quick witted, or first in any contest or pursuit, intellectual or otherwise. Often used by skateboarders in an ironic sense.

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Dude! You are so usain! Flipping air under that Mazda was the bolt!

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