Blotch

Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.

Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better".

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dfs

Abbreviation: Drug Fucked Scum. Refers to junkies, misanthropic compulsive liars who would exchange their own grandparents for drugs, and bong toking alcoholics who will break into your house, steal your car, and then pretend to be your friend so that they can take your money and posessions to buy drugs. DFS have a penchant for getting into trouble from law enforcement, yet also an uncanny knack of weaselling their way out of such trouble.
DFS have anti-social, egomaniacal or narcissistic personality disorders which they disguise as mental illnesses in order to further their own drug habits. They have no empathy, compassion or sense of social responsibility, but will pretend to have such qualities if it will lead them to their next hit of drugs.

Watch out for the DFS!

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Ativan

Ativan (Lorazepam) is an Antianxiety agent - a benzo - used to relieve anxiety, insomnia and other related disorders.

More expensive and addictive than most other benzodiazepines, doctors are reluctant to prescribe it, when there are cheaper and safer drugs available

I'm gonna take an Ativan and go to sleep.

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Urkwid

Awkward or strange. May pertain to inanimate objects as well as living beings.

Look at that urkwid man!

normies

People without mental illness. Derivation of "Normal".

I used to be one of the normies, but now I have "The D" (depression).

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wifey

A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.

I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.

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choof chopper

Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.

Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.

Hey, mate, don't chuck ciggies in the choof chopper - premium bud ONLY!

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