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Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.
The failed fluffed blotch until he bled.
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A combination of blood and crotch equals BLOTCH!
Typically utilized in online FPS shooters to bloody ones crotch by repeatedly shooting their crotch until it bleeds.
OMG! Did you see Amy's pants, it had one hell of a nasty blotch stain!
After little Timmy beat him down, he followed it up with a humiliating blotch!
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Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.
Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better".
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Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)
Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."
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Someone with blond pubic hair
EXAMPLE- Paris Hilton is a stinky hoe blotch!
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A name given to a group of women known to gossip. Coined when a user from the Facebook group "Gossip at Home" typed bitches and it was autocorrected to "blotches."
Hey blotches! Its wine thirty.
That's my blotches! I love my blotches.
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Blue blotch was a drink the Sasquatch was drinking in Stomping Tom Conners Sasquatch song.
The Sasquatch was drinking blue blotch at the bar