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Splot Ball

A beach ball sized ball of slime whose contents consist of chewed up pineapple, mucky overgrown algae water from an abandoned swimming pool, cornstarch, the insides of 153,456 earthworms, the dead skin cells of a human, the tears of small child, and is used specifically for catapulting

If only we had a splot ball to catapult at these idiot drivers slowing traffic down!

by Goonie#1 April 11, 2019


Goochie

Something cool, rad or awesome

Damn! That jacket looks goochie on you!

Neck gaiters aren’t that cool but that one looks gooch on you duder

by Goonie#1 April 5, 2019