Beefer

A colloquial term for an Emergency Ambulance used by almost exclusively by Firefighters. It is a term evolving out of Meat Wagon. Unlike other Emergency Ambulances, Beefers are missing vital switches to turn off the strobes outside homes and hospitals, this is to Aid in the rapid mobilisation to the next call.

“I’m on the Beefer tonight “
“The patients in the back of the Beefer”

Boggy Marsh

Pertains to an unkempt Vagina or Gootherus. similar in presentation to the Burst Mattress, the Boggy Marsh is where the pubic hair is coarse and full volume, similar to Gorse and the labia and Vagina ( the Gootherus ) is warm, squelchy and damp, like a Peat Bog.

I lost my Welly in her Boggy Marsh and she needs to see the Gootherologist to recover it.

I got scratch’s on my face from trying to pleasure her BoggyMarsh

Gootherus

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox

“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”

Paramallet

A firefighter/paramedic, who has little interest in actually providing prehospital care and identifies as a firefighter primarily, despite the fact that their service workload is almost exclusively emergency medical services and rarely if ever actually conducts fire rescue services

The Paramallet said the ECG rhythm was no shocks advised.

The Paramallet is on the Beefer tonight

Burst Mattress

A burst mattress pertains to a vagina or gootherus that is not well kept. The pubic hair protrudes out the sides of the underwear, resembling a well worn mattress, with its stuffing coming through the seams

“Her lady garden hasn’t had a gardener in a while, it looks like a burst mattress “

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Rimprenticship

The person who has been the recipient of so many unwanted rimmings, that it could technically be considered a master apprenticeship

“I’m one year off completing my rimprenticship” only one more year as a Rimmee

Rimmee

A person who is undergoing a rimprenticship

I’m a Rimmee, a trainee in rimming