Gootherus

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox

“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”