Putin

The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)

Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!

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renfair

Reneissance Fair, a gathering for geeky types, who like to dress in Reneissance and Medieval costume, listen to Medieval music and pretend it's 1340 all over again.

Let's go to the Renfair and drink some fake mead.

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piggy skank

An overweight woman of questionable morals.

Jeannie's a fucking piggy skank is what she is.

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owls in the loft

Madness. Insanity. Dementia.

Thorozine: gets the owls out of the loft.

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cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.

They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.

love stains

What Neill Ptrick Harris left in the back of Harold's car in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."

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urine fiend

One who has a pee fetish. One who derives erotic pleasure from urinating on other people. One who likes to administer golden showers.

R. Kelly, notorious for having sex with, peeing all over underage girls.

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