Dosser

A Person who Tosses A Caber is called a "Tosser"
A Person who Tosses Dole or Social Security cheques on a post office counter is called a Dosser

Get out of bed you Dosser, it's 3pm and the post office shuts at 4...

Harehills

Harehills ; pronounced "Hare-Hills"
Derived from the words "Hare" meaning will shag anyone in sight and jump from one boyfriend to the next in the same way a Hare jumps around and "Hills" from the abbreviated term "Hillbillies"Contrary to some belief, hillbillies don’t live in trailer parks; they can’t otherwise they wouldn’t be isolated from modern culture and therefore would not be hillbillies.

Q: Do you know where I can get some Methadone ?

A: I'm pretty sure you can get it in Harehills Pharmacy

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