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Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .
"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"
Portmanteu of "plug and humor."
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.
Friend 1: You haven't seen Forrest Gump?
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer
is the term by which they are called
people belonging to Gen C or to the generation born after January 1, 2020, the year of the coronavirus plague, deriving precisely from "plague" forming the word ploomer
poor ploomers who will have to live in this shitty world
A word used to make fun and or annoy someone, such as Jeffrey, if you are pissed that they are beating you in COD. A ploomer is a dimwitted or annoying person, or someone who is generally getting on your nerves for whatever reason.
Guy 1: Ohhh take that! I just got a care package in cod!!
Guy 2: Wow... your such a PLOOMER!
Guy 1: *Knocks on door*.
Guy 2: *Opens door*
Guy 1: Hey, PLOOOMER!
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