moochin

to laze, chill, and generally do nothing

a: 'coming out for a pint or two later'
b: 'nah, been a heavy week, gonna spend the evenin moochin'

octothorpe

Twat, annoyance, right pain in the ass

Should be avoided at all costs
Similar to the french, but France has contributed a lot more to space travel then what Cocktodork has contributed to anything

shit, here he goes again