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A dining establishment where food hygiene comes a poor second to profits
Me: I won't be at work today
Boss: How come?
Me: Went to the gastropub downtown last night...
Got to go! - got to shit me a river
noun: pig-latin for "birthday"
Happy cuntus ejectus Kelvin! How many years has it been since you travelled down the canal for smack?
A "bonding" exercise in the form of a physical activity wherein participants form either a conga line or circle, bend over whilst naked (from at least the waste down), place their head against the buttocks of the person in front, grasp his penis with one hand, thence proceed to move forward, typically at increasing pace until the line is broken
Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools
Coach: Next game will be against the Boers...
They've bringing their best game...
And they'll have been practising...
How are we going to beat them?
Jenkins: Team work!
Coach: Let's bond then!
Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!
Team: Yea!!!
To become very excited, partially sexually, as in
"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)
At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather