Gentlemans vacation

A vacation Grown Adult Men Take together. Leaving behind all the annoying things in life work,wives,girlfriends and children.

Me- " I am going to Cancun in March

Girlfriend " Spring Break? But you are 26"

Me- No, Spring break is for kids. This is a Gentlemans Vacation

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Snow Balled

To Kiss a girl very quicky after she gave ANOTHER guy a blow job and he blew a load in her mouth.

"Joe just got Snow balled. He is making out with that girl who just blew me"

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Stripper Cough

The cough one gets after visiting a strip club. Usually lasting 2 or 3 days after visit.

The cough comes from a mix of cheap perfume, smoke, glitter, sweat, hair spray and cheap booze.

I should not have got that last last lap dance. I now have stripper cough and my girlfriend is 100% going to find out I went to a strip club.

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F.L.I.D

F*cking Long Island D*ck

A preppy, pretentious a$$ hole. Someone who talks about Lacrosse-Soccer and Hacky Sack.

A person, who wears Pastel Colored shirts, has a ton of plaid clothing and yet always has sloppy looking hair.

A person at a bar who checks the LIRR Train schedule constantly, as if it is going to change.

Duke University is full of F.L.I.D

Dorian’s on the Upper East Side is the home of the F.L.I.D

"Look at that Frat guy pissing on that persons car, What an A$$hole. 200% he is from Long Island"

"Yea, I hate F.L.I.Ds they ruin everything.

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Dick Dice

Having sex with a random girl without wearing a condom.

"F*ck, I was drunk-we played just the tip and once it went in we just kept on going. Another night of Dick Dice"

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Un-earned Cuddle

The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.

I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.

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Rub and Tug

Rub and Tug. A name for a Massage parlor or place in which after the massage is given, it is ended with a hand job. aka Happy Ending

A place or a way in which a man get get "relieved" and it not be considered cheating.

I am super soar/tired and my wife is on vacation. I am gong for a Rub and Tug.

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