coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).

I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!

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waterbaby

1 n. a person who loves the ocean, swimming, etc.

2 n. a person under the zodiac sign of Aquarius; an Aquarian.

3 n. an infant who dies by drowning.

1. "He just bought a little place on the waterfront...he's such a waterbaby."

2. "She's a waterbaby, so she'll go perfect with me being a Leo."

3. "It's so sad...what a sweet child to die a waterbaby."

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bloody hell

bloody hell is a way of saying "HOLY SHIT GOD DAMMIT" or something of that sort without swearing and sounding cool at the same time.

"bloody hell, that looks brilliant"

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Douche Bag

A member of the male sex who is either very gross, a skank banger or else is just plain numb.

Hey girls, look at that idiot Kevin, what a douche bag!

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Bocka

A midget with big boobs

Danny Devito is Bocka.

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Ciarra

a girl who likes it rough, and is easily addicted to huge penis!!

Man, i just masturbated to a hot pussy...she must be a CIARRA!

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Perks

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

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