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Regretsthedaywemet

An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.

It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.

by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019


edjumacation

edjumacation - a learning discipline employed by ugly heterosexual high school gym teachers who tutor after school sexually repressed students who are late comers to puberty and EDGE them slowly with unlubricated foot jobs over the course of a school year to their first explosive orgasm, a coming of age ceremony generally witnessed by the entire class that takes place from the foul line of the basketball court with the intention of hitting five to seven shots in a row that would be total swishes except the first one would clog the net totally until it flows over the edge of the rim, to be licked up by the night janitor.

"I don't care if I don't play football and get to go to the prom with my steroid shriveled testicles, I'm getting a good edjumacation."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

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TwoFer Babe

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.

I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019


Rodney king t shirt

Rodney King t shirt
Noun
I see shirt that says something like

"why can't we all just get along?"
With a picture of his face those people who can't read.

I just got the hell out of there man, it was like a Rodney King t shirt t 👕.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 16, 2019


freedom of speech

freedom of speech
just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing

You might as well be Bobby McGee my mooddudebro, I got freedom of speech, you can sing your shit at me like I'm drivin' the train.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 18, 2019

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Uckish

Uckish
The compound conjunction resolution of uck and ish, uck being the mundane world's solution to human misery through (f)ucking, and the ish replacement the epiphany, we're fishing at last... often the uck is mistakenly uttered by nervous men who are just afraid to tell a woman what he really wants from her, and what it is she really wants to hear...
I'm feeling uckish... Wanna go fishing?

I'm feeling uckish... Wanna go fishing?

by Handcuffmonkfish August 29, 2019


berniebitcoin

Noun - fictional

BernieBitCoin is a vaporous currency backed by Krapchat. It's what you're possibly left with after buying into the $15 an hour working minimum wage movement that some folks think is designed to make cat food the national dish of the American Middle Class.

"Daddy, I'm hungry, what's for dinner?"
"Go ask your other Daddy. I'm the mama Daddy. We have a half a can of cat food. You want something else, cough up some BernieBitCoin or get a job."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 17, 2019