duranies

Collective noun for a group of middle-aged women obsessed with the band Duran Duran.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only around 1,000 Duranies, who travel around the world to each and every show that the band play. If ever you wonder why a Duran Duran gig in your area sold out so quickly, it is because The Duranies got there first. Duranies remortgage houses, divorce their partners and abandon their children to fund this extravagent obsession.

Duranies happily pay up to $500 a show for a simple lottery to say hello to the band members.

Duranies travel in packs, usually in groups of 5, although group size varies from 3 up to 17. Dress size does not vary much, averaging around 26. Although they act like cougars, they have no interest in a man unless he can get them in to meet the band.

Sarah: wtf? All the hotels are booked in Pomona for my business trip.

Sammy: Ah yeah. There's a Duran Duran show on. The Duranies are coming to town.

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corn laws

Old news. A topic that has been done to death. First used circa 1999 on the Popbitch message boards.

Bob: "Celebrity X has been having an affair with Celebrity Y!"
Alice: "corn laws"

Ice-cream tricycle

The ice-cream tricycle is an elaborate sex position where the woman is taken from behind with her weight supported by her lover. She then rests on her elbows with her face above a generous bowl of ice cream, flake and sprinkles are obviously optional.

Dude, I did the ice-cream tricycle with that girl last night, she got total brain freeze!!

Nice one, we call that the 99!!