well hung

what you'd be if your mother was Welch and your father was Hungarian.

I'm well hung. And I also have a large penis.

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stop walking around cullman

used to express extreme tiredness or low blood sugar

"Wake up, James!"
"What? Where am I? Stop walking around Cullman!"

or

"Are you ok, Jason?"
"Sugar! Stop walking around Cullman!"

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MD

Doctor of Medicine.

Common title given to doctors.

You can either be a Doctor of Medicine (MD) or a Doctor Osteopathy DO

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timesy

used to ask the time.
always used with a question mark.
also, the time to which it is asked.

"Timesy?"
"3;15"
or
"The timesy is 3:15"

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Ruben

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

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matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

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no one

the correct answer to "Who built the Ark ? "

"Who built the Arc? No one! No one! "

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