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Originally Rugby, American Football is by far one of the best games ever invented. It involved 11 players on a rectangular 100-yard field fighting over one ball. Now I know everyone else's definitions, and they are terribly politically incorrect.
1. Football is a "pussy" sport because we wear pads. We wear pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early 1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.
2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend 15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would know it is one of the fastest games ever played in 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours like a chicken with their head cut off.
"The soccer game is on man."
"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."
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an old lady, who is scraggly, mean, and frequently yells at children. Is disliked by both children and adults, and is almost always in a bad mood
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Old term describing a hippotamus penis.
Adam being a huge goober tonight.
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it's a mexican verb that can be used whenever you want, it means almost everything...just like fuck.
chingate...fuck you
chingada...fucked
chingon...fuckin cool or a person that is the best
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pussy used a lot no. of times and hence become very big and open
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A species of dinosaur that prefers to take it in the ass.
Look at he gaping hole on the megasoreass.
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