Pessi

A fraud from Argentina who was exiled from his country. He lived in Spain for about 10 years before being exiled again. He now lives in France and plays in Farmers league. Also known for stealing and missing pens (penalties), he is also known for stealing Ballon d'ors and destroying potential players.

Pessi must be missing Eibar.

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Lithuaniaman

A popular footballer based in Vilnius, Lithuania. He often travels to small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Luxembourg, Armenia, etc to teach the people how to score penalties and tap ins. Some say he is the reason why football is gaining popularity in small countries.

Lithuaniaman is the best penalty taker.

VARchester City

An oil club based in Manchester, England which plays in English Premier League, and transformed it into English Farmers League. Could manage to win only 2 league titles before takeover by an Arabian who spent a lot of oil money. Can't even win UCL unless it can spend enough on referee to be favoured by VAR.

VARchester City was the worst club in Premier league till the 2000s.

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Tapindowski

A Polish merchant, who trades with his teammates in Mickey Mouse league for tapins which he uses to score goals and win fake awards. Like other pen merchants like penaldo and mpaypal, he is often referred as goat.

Don't be a tapindowski. You will not get any tapins here.

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Cristiano Columbus

A popular modern Portuguese explorer who has discovered a lot of small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Armenia, Azerbaijan, etc and brought them into limelight.

Cristiano Columbus is the greatest explorer ever.

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VARcelona

A trash club from Spain which plays in Spanish Farmers League. Known to have robbed many clubs in UCL, it managed to keep the authorities silent with money. Now it can't even qualify for Europa league round of 16. Identifying features - Use of VAR, statpadding, paying referees.

VARcelona is full of tap in merchants.

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Christopher Pessibus

Another popular modern explorer from Argentina, who like Cristiano Columbus, has explored a lot of small countries like Hong Kong, Guatemala, Haiti, Bolivia and popularised football there with his penalties (though he missed some).

Christopher Pessibus is a potential explorer who can compete with Cristiano Columbus.