Fred

Have you ever thought about having passionate sex with a small animal you might be like a Fred. Have you ever played Multiverses for 5 hours at a time you might be like a Fred. Do you ever constantly bring up Outlast trails even after your friends yell at you you might be like a Fred. Allthough these things are bad Fred is always a good person to have around whether its for fun times or "fun times" if you know what I mean (rough gay sex). To sum it all up Fred is a hardcore gay lover and an even more hardcore gay friend, we love fred. (and his asshole).

Me: hey Fred you wanna go to the park and hang out
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH

West

West is a tall chubby and very jealous individual. He is most normally seen having passionate love affairs with members of his immediate family while still unmuted in call with his friends. When you confront him about this he will erupt in rage and wont shut the fuck up until you either kick him or suck his fat chode of a cock till he calms down. If you have a young daughter who plays Roblox make sure to keep her off of any cringe ass anime games because that is where West likes to hunt his prey. If you ever find your self interested in a relationship with West RUN because he will send you an unhinged amount of Instagram reels until you acknowledge his presence. One he feels acknowledged he will then DM you uncontrollably. If you choose to respond you are safe for the next 24 hours however if you don't that is when the games begin. West will typically start with blocking you and waiting to see if you notice, if you don't he will then unblock you and complain about how you didn't get mad at him blocking you. Moral of the story is if there is a West in your life the him to the autism doctor and get him checked before its too late.

Wests dad: "give me a sloppy wet kiss goodnight"
West: " Ok daddy come here"
Us in discord: "WTF EWWW" "OMG SOO HOT"