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Ashcock

A 14" penis.

Fat Gambino: Hey Rita, did you know that the ashcock is 14"?

5 minutes later

Rita: Hey I heard the ashcock is 14". Is this true?

Slothman: Hellz yeah, want to see it?

Rita: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by Heems December 8, 2010


McShadenstein

A shady man, in the sense that the this man makes every effort to be as shady as possible, especially when it comes to women.

Ashcock: Yo where's Dave?

Fat Gambino: McShadenstein?

Ashcock: Word, just Fritz Gucci Von McShadensteinero being Fritz Gucci Von McShadensteinero.

Kool A.D.: I swear I just saw an anthropomorphic egg McMuffin walking down the street. Oh, and Dave's banging Sarah, I think.

by Heems December 3, 2010