Desert Eagle

Sex move. While conducting intercourse on beach (or other sandy location), male who is penetrating woman dips his penis in sand and continues the act of intercourse...as long as possible. AKA The Breaded Pork Chop.

I was beating up that sideways smile on the beach, and I actually pulled off the Desert Eagle.

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Snorkle

When you are sporting a hard on and you tuck it into you belt.

I totally had to snorkle while I was at the strip bar.

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