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Having a lot of money with disregard on how it was accumulated.
Sucessfull with earning money keeping it and falunting it all at the same time. Could be a hustler, or a smart person, or they could have worked for it.
"That nigga Kwan is breaded then a mofo!"
"Did you see that niggas watch, i think it was a jacob that shit was worth at least 20K, that nigga is breaded!!"
"WHOOOOOOWEYY you see them 24's right THURR on that ESCALADE?! That nigga drivin must be BREADED!!"
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Between blackout drunk and needing to go to the hospital.
To be so intoxicated that the person looking after you gives you bread to sober up.
Breaded (prank):
To place a slice of bread and trash can next to someone sleeping (drunk or not) and take a picture.
Bro, I'm going to get breaded tonight.
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Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.
Example 1
Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.
Example 2
Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.
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A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.
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The shit you throw at ducks to get them to fuck off
Me: fuck off (throws bread 50 feet away)
duck: (goes and eats bread)
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THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!
BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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