like all balls

(adverb), like crazy i.e. a lot

BILLY: Hey Susie, wanna go hit that nudie beach up in Malibu and get rid of some of these tan lines?
SUSIE: Are you kidding? Have you looked outside today? It's raining ike crazy out there!
BILLY LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW.
BILLY: Damn. It's raining like all balls.

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funover

The lack of joi de vivre which occurs after a particularly fun event/weekend/gathering, i.e. a hangover from fun.

BILLY: Hey Judy, why the long face?
JUDY: Well, Billy, I went to Palm Springs with my cousins last weekend and we lived it up like it was 1965. We had a four hour dinner, too many martinis to count and we danced to Sinatra tunes 'til 2am. It was great but now old man Whethers over at HQ is riding me about this marketing data and it sucks to be back at work.
BILLY: Sounds like you've got a mean funover to me.
JUDY: Yes, I do have a funover.

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don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

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fugnoxious

beyond obnoxious, usually pertaining to a LA local hipster/actor type who doesn't shut up and draws attention to him or herself in public places like the whole world cares to hear them speak.

I was at my friend's performance piece in Silverlake over the weekend and during intermission some starving actress/whore spectator type was turned around in her seat, standing up and yapping to her insipid hipster friends behind her like the whole audience cared what she thinks about her louis vuitton bag!her voice was scraping the side of my brain! she was fugnoxious!

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blondourage

(n.) An entourage of attractive, scantily clad young blonde women that accompany a high-profile male celebrity to public events. Generally, but not limited to Los Angeles due to weather. Please note, a female cannot have a blondourage.

"Hugh Hefner is amazing. I saw him out at MOOD last night with seven blonde bunnies. He's got quite a blondourage"