pewp

v. to defecate with violent intensity

n. the result of defecating with violent intensity

a. resembling the result of violent defecation

Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)

Pull over at the next rest stop, man! I gotta pewp so hard I'm liable to shatter a toilet bowl!

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pewp

Fecal Matter produced by another being.

Oh my god! PEWP ON MY CHEST!

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pewp

n. shit, crap, stink bricks/nuggets

that dog just dropped a huge pile of pewp on my lawn!
or
the AWP sux liek pewp.
and
WTF pwned by a n00btard pile of pewp.

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pewp

The act of vomiting and diarrheaing at the same time, usually while one is on the toilet.

"I am going to totally pewp!"

"I pewped all over the bathroom last night"

"Don't come in, I'm pewping.

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pewp

A combination of the words pee and poop meaning you have to do both at the same time. Invented by my 3 year old son, Judah.

Mommy, take me to the potty. I have to go pewp.

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Pewp

Pewp is the equivalent to poop, yet it is used more commenly but younger people. Mainly for the fun of it. It can also be used to censor swearing.

Linkinxpark says: I saw a chicken crossing the road this morning
EmozieNekozie: HOLY PEWP.

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Pewping

Pooping, bullets. From the anus.

“Sucks when you are pewping and on your period and don’t have a extra tampon”

-optimus_primette

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