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Phosphophyllite

A naive gem from earth that has went through suffering for thousands of years; losing different parts of their bodies during these times. First their legs and arms, then their head and then their eye(Phos -> Emo Phos -> Laphos -> Laphos short haired moon edition -> Crazy maniac Laphos -> Onion). In the end this poor baby turned into a shell of themselves that looks like sour cream and onion rings for some reason. Finally suffering ended for our poor baby.

Person 1: Man I feel bad for phosphophyllite...

Person 2: Same, and if Haruko Ichikawa continues their manga delay then I'm gonna shoot her for sure

Person 1: I know right? Take me with you!

by Hemimorphite August 24, 2023


Akira

A wonderful person that's usually a girl Troubleshooter who lives in Sankyo ward. An Akira talks and acts like a boy because she was raised alongside boys with her father, and is usually homosexual but doesn't admit her feelings anyhow. Akiras have a tough exterior, but they have a soft interior since they usually adore cute stuff a lot.

Hey Akira, can you help me?
Sure I can help ya. What exactly do you need help with?

by Hemimorphite August 24, 2023