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The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.
Aka Chimples
The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
‘The complexion of the triplets DeMarcus, Keithroy and Marquavias drew loud gasps from the staff at the drive thru window,
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’
‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'
A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.
Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom's husband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.
The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
The stubborn parasitical like organisms which hatch from the clustered gooch eggs between ones anus and goolies.
They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
'As Maqsood unrolled his best but tattered and decaying prayer matt, he was dehumanised and robbed of his senses by the fogging blizzard of gooch bugs. Hatched, unhatched and deceased'.
A scourge of genetic organismns which thrive on it's host.
Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
A battalion of British rifleman have turned their weapons on themselves in the face of a murderous pong fog of Pakteria.