Diamond Dozen

How autists say "dime a dozen"

White girls are a diamond dozen.

108👍 41👎

iron shirt

A bulletproof vest.

"I'm gonna put on an iron shirt, and chase Satan out of Earth" - Max Romeo

39👍 16👎

Superb Owl

The biggest and most important game of the year: The NFL Championship game.

The Bears are going to the Superb Owl!

121👍 54👎

Bench Mob

Nickname for the 2010-11 Chicago Bulls' bench players.

Did you just see that Taj Gibson monster dunk?! Another homicide committed by the Bench Mob!

93👍 23👎

Kobe!

What everyone yells when they shoot a fadeaway jumpshot with a paper ball into the garbage can.

*dribble*
*pump fake*
"KOBE!"
*fadeaway jumper*
*brick*

7186👍 799👎

Buttdevastated

Beyond butthurt. So mad that it's devastating.

Did you see how buttdevastated the Cavaliers fans were when LeBron and the Heat came and destroyed them in their own stadium?

125👍 15👎

Mopher

The act of being ones gopher and unwillingly participating in being a inside mole in the same act

Everything is ok I have a Mopher in play.

2👍 2👎