ah ba

When you greet somebody, say "Ah Ba!", raising the tone of "Ba" to express that you're glad to see the person.

Ah BA! is generally shouted out loud, because basically you don't give a shit about who's around you because the chances are they haven't a clue what you're on about, but the person you're saying it to already knows what it means..

"Ah Ba" can be said in any tone, generally to show how you're feeling, which is followed up with "What's wrong with you Ba?" or "Story Ba?"

To explain to somebody how hungover you are, just say "ah.. ba..." in a really tired tone, just to show how fucked you are.

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Tweetership

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.

You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.

Foitre

Goitre of the foot

She has a serious case of the foitre after she sprained her ankle trying to impress a lad during the week

diarrhorerious

When someone is delirious from diarrhoea and you're questioning the person, as in "are you serious?", except, the person is suffering from a serious bout of diarrhoea and so they're delirious from the whole episode and not thinking straight.

oh my god, is she diarrhorerious!?

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