Texas Tornado

To grab a rope and a rare steak and place it inside of a woman’s vagina just to take out the rope while spinning it in the air screaming “yee-haw!”

“Hey man, have you done a Texas Tornado on your girlfriend yet? I bet she’ll love it!”

Cheesy Mozzarella

To place mozzarella in a woman’s vagina that has just gotten a yeast infection and then take it back out and chew the cheese then spit it out into a bowl then put it back in her vagina.

“Hey John have you every had Cheesy Mozzarella before?”

Skin Beanie

Another way of saying foreskin

"hey man just got a skin beanie!"
"dude no way!"