Dick-trained

When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.

In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.

15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.