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When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.
In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
The act of three or more men having rear entry sex simultaneously and yelling "Dick" when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. Similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!
My ass really hurts after that dick train last night.
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An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone
Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train
2) You, sir are a dick train
3) You massive locomotive dick
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Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.
"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."
"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."
"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."
"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
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An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone
Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train
2) You, sir are a dick train
3) You massive locomotive dick
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What people are on when they say “Ridin’ with Biden”
Democrat: I’m Ridin’ with Biden.
Republican: So you like taking it up the ass on the dick train?
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train dick is often used to call people who have a long penis
"wow you have a large train dick"
"i want some train dick :("
"i have a train dick"
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