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Pound

A powerful pokemon move capable of dispatch in one hit.

Mudkipz is the only known pokemon to possess this move.

You encounter a wild mudkipz.

GO! PIKACHU!

Pikachu used Thunder!

It missed!

Mudkipz used Pound!

It's super effective! Pikachu became pregnant!

Pikachu gave birth to Pikakipz.

They are horribly disfigured. You commit suicide upon seeing them.

Mudkipz winz!!!!

by HowTragic December 6, 2010

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Hentai Lolicon Overlord

A prestigious title given only to those who have devoted their lives so willingly and purposely to Japanese Hentai and the use of Lolis in their daily lives that the world of sex has become a mere point in his hand.

His legendary abilities are known to be vast. Such include
1. The ability to emulate every possible moan from every hentai anime ever in existence.
2. To have "trained" countless real life lolis.
3. To project a realistic version of anime lolicon onto real life little sisters.
4. Complete control over "body reactions" to perverted stuff, attained from the immunity that he has developed from indulging so heavily in hentai. (Although he never exerts this control)
5. Has a garrison of lolis chained to the wall in his basement.
6. Has a "firin his lazar" capability surpassing DR. OCTAGONNACUM
7. Loves lolis! Duh.

Notice how pronoun was "he". Females have a different version of this title, namely Hentai Lolicon Queen.

<Hentai Lolicon Overlord> stabdude01: My fellow followers, today is the day that we purge the world of their sinful reality sex. Lolicon is good. Lolicon is the law. Everyone will come to realize the divinity of Hentai. Onwards, my horny brothers. With the horny sisters under the Hentai Lolicon Queen, we will reclaim mere aspirations from the realm of dreams to the world of anime reality. For the future!

Otaku Army: All heil stabdude01!

by HowTragic January 23, 2011

132👍 27👎