Buperry Lilac

(Booh-PER-ry Lie-Lack)

Perfume comprised of ground up feces with urine and drizzled over with hints of Lilac petals.
The color is described as very black when the petals are over used.

While traveling, I came across a strange item called Buppery Lilac

Buppery Lilac= WKLV LV D MRNH

Buperry Lilac (Abc is DEF)

So Weird

One of the long forgotten best shows Disney channel ever made

Demons come from every side... In the darkness is the Liiiiight - so weird theme song

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Tiggered

When you thought you were triggered but really you're just Tiggered.

I'm almost certain I hate this but maybe not.
I must be just Tiggered.

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The Good Place

A mother-forking crazy place you might end up after you die.
Do not be fooled by its name though, because Holy-mother-forking-shirtballs It's really The Bad Place

E:Why can't I say Fork?
C:If you're trying to curse you can't do that here. This is The Good Place.
E:Well that's Bullshirt.

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Cash

When you REALLY need to go outside.

Cash me outside how bou dah?

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Dashboard

Something smarter than a Kardashian but dumber than a Board.

(Also a nickname for a board Kardashian)

Peasant: "hey kardashian how are you doing today
Royalty: "bored"
Peasant: "Aw...Dashboard?
Royalty: "Like yea"

IS THE SUN REALLY A STAR?
omg you are such a dashboard

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