saunch

The Saunch is the removed 4-skin of the males penis.

Derreck Krause ate his own saunch, after he was pumped full of steroids.

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alpha chi obesa

The sorority of Alpha Chi Omega, who used to be hot, but then they got fat. God Damn.

Those bitches in AXO are fucking fat now, they are forever known as Alpha Chi Obesa.

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quip

a fast, witty comment; a one-liner

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Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

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dumpcake

the one person in a group that always gets picked on by the others in a joking mannar

-"you guys are real assholes to brian"

-"no, its fine, hes just a dumpcake"

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Aberfoyle

aquafina is still the best

aquafina better than aberfoyle

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nip/tuck

greatest show of all time. now that season one is over, tuesdays are really going to blow now.

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