Meat Wave

(noun) Typically applied to a heterosexual female (although the term can also be used in reference to a homosexual male), meat wave describes an instance in which one experiences a prolonged period of excessive dick, commonly referred to as "meat," in a condensed period of time. A meat wave is measured relative to the usual amount of sex one has, and the relative time span in which said sexual encounters booty call occur. The term can be applied to routine variations in sexual frequency, but is most appropriately used to describe extraordinary spells of intercourse with multiple partners, which may only occur once a decade. Severe meat waves have historically been known to cause a catastrophic -- often contradictory -- rise in both self esteem and self loathing, which can sometimes trigger short-term reclusive tendencies, commonly known as a "meat retreat."

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