Medical school

Hell.

Friend: Where ya heading after High School?
Me: Hell.
Friend: You mean medical school?! Holy sheeeeee-

Corgi

Basically a husky dropped from a 7 story tall building, with the legs aimed downwards.

Person 1: Where is your dog? I can't see him.
Person 2: He is down here.
Person 1: Right. Why didn't you just tell me that you had a corgi, so I could've brought with me my microscope?

Art block

A Code Red for artists when they meet the wall and all motivation to draw suddenly disappear in the Bermuda Triangle. Simply when artistic libido is missing. Common causes are either a burnout from being too active with the pen, or a lack of inspiration/ideas on what to sketch. Either way, it is an artists downfall which can be permanent or temporary. Forcing oneself to draw during an art block will always work against its purpose, and has the same outcome as when a propane tank is thrown on a fire.

My pencil suffers from erectile dysfunction. Shit, I have been hit by an art block.

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iPhone

What you are laying your eyes on when driving, or otherwise when walking, eating, working or simply being alive.

Jason: What are you looking at?
John: An iPhone.
Jason: Ah, you mean life.