Your Hate Is My Fuel
You Anteater Douchenozzel Bandana Banana Hammock Unpleasant Symphonic Rhapsody Gaslighting Cyclone of narcosistoolostic rage
YHIMF, mother fucker. Try it again and I will kick your nut sack so hard, you'll be screaming for yo momma
The level in which your intuition kicks in and tells your gut you are dealing with a level of. Douchness, far beyond any basic level of comprehension.
Usually your doucheometer kicks in when you recognize the effects experienced by the typical recognizable attributes, such as: "What are you talking about? It was you, not me" when discussing the fact that you know damn well the nutella jar is empty and you didn't have any...
Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...
Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!
Mr, Mrs, Ms whatever you are. Go find another puppet cuz I'm not your and will never have any feelings for you. You're pathetic.
Fuck You, go jump off a cliff.
5π 3π
Mr, Mrs, Ms whatever you are. Go find another puppet cuz I'm not your and will never have any feelings for you. You're pathetic.
Fuck You, go jump off a cliff.
4π 8π
Tina: "Hey Jim, why don't you just take a hint and WAW today?!"
Jim:"Is that a threat??? Come at me brah, you've really got me shaking in dese boots"
Tina:"shuut up motherfucker"
Jim: "I can't help I'm retarded, I was born in Rockford"
2π 7π
Katelyn: "Frank in his skin tight pencil jeans, really does something to me, makes me SHIT right here in my pants!"
Abby: "Gurl, lawd you've got issues!"
Tit or Tat
Shit or Shat
Ain't no one got any time for that
I hope you enjoyed this stupid rhyme
And that you think of it all the time
SOS, please help me, Busta Rhyme