Mireya

Translates to ‘My Queen’. But do not be deceived this girl is no queen. She’s a thot, a whore, a trick, a slut. Know for her abnormally large forehead, Mireya is low in intelligence and whit. Frequently finding herself in unwinable arguments with superior minds. Mireya gets roasted 24/7.

Damn Mireya got a huge forehead, she looks just like Dora the explorer!

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Hanan

Hanan is the literal embodiment of capitalism and Muslim privilege. She resells vintage clothing for profit on Depop and at flea markets. She can never hang out with her friends either because her mother wants her home immediately or because she needs to study for an insurmountable amount of classes. If you overhear Hanan talking on the phone with her mom, just know that shes either begging to stay out longer or her mom is yelling at her “WHY ARE YOU BROKE”.

Wow, we just got here and Hanan has to go home already.

Ricer

Ricer is the most outstanding girl you’ll ever meet. She has two aspirations in life: 1) to watch anime, 2) to eat McDonalds regularly. Ricers persona studies political science by day, and takes coding classes for math credits by night. Regardless, she’s always rocking a badass hair color to match her unmatched clothing style. Her big eyes and upturned nose would make her an amazing model. And her funky personality keeps on adding to her Peruvian charm.

Guy 1: Holy fuck, did you see Ricers fit today? She’s a total goddess.

Guy 2: For real, man. I fucking love UCR.