ZAIDS

ZAIDS, also known as zombie AIDS. You're most likely to get zombie AIDS during the zombie apocalypse. Some zombies carry this rare disease, and with one bite, it will infect your blood. First, you'll start feeling ill, maybe a little sick. You might get really tired, and pale. You'll have between 10 and 20 hours before you die a slow and painful death. Then, after you die, you will become a zombie, like when people normally get bitten by a zombie. The only difference is, you will have ZAIDS. And zombies with ZAIDS are much more powerful than zombies without them, their bite is more deadly, and it transforms humans into zombies a lot quicker. So, good luck during the apocalypse.

1st guy: Hey dude, this weird zombie bit me, and now I feel ill.

2nd guy: OMG YOU GOT ZAIDS!

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