Marta

An Angolan goat.

Typically used when the grooms family cannot afford a dowry or wedding photographer. One may use a goat as dowry and the wedding photographer. Endangered species seen in London and Luanda.

Abdulrazak the 9th is planning to marry the love of his life, Abstinencia Maria Freitas, but her father demands three goats as dowry. Abdulrazak the 9th, a man of modest means can only afford two. Abstinencias mother suggests offering a Marta instead as a practical measure to cover some of the wedding costs. They live happily ever after