Belly bounce

The act of buffeting a nosey old bitch away from your front garden with your sizable gut. The blow can be imparted with a forward thrust or with a devastating sideswipe.

The manœuvre necessitates the cry "belly bounce" and to any other party who hears it must respond with "ling long ling".

"What happened with that lady in your garden?"
"Oh that shit-stirrer? I gave her a belly bounce, I belly bounced her right out my garden"
"Ling long ling!"

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