cabobulate

1.) The word used to define morgan freeman's excessive scheming to achieve maximum penis growth

2.) To plan a chinese fire drill

3.) Debating between resting your schrodum on an old lady's nostrils or to buy a five dollar footlong

I'm going to cabobulate.

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throw-up metal

1) Another sub-genre of heavy-metal music so named for the "throw-up" sounding vocalizations of the "singers" and/or live performances involving either the crowd vomitting or the musicians themselves.

I listen to all kinds of metal like speed metal, black metal, death metal, hitler metal, and even throw-up metal.

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Immortal house of pancakes

A pancake house funded and run by the music legends abbath, horgh, and demonaz of the country music group immortal. The restaurant is most popularly noted for having exemplary eggs and sausage, and for the fact that the building itself is made of frozen ogre piss.

I ate at the Immortal house of pancakes and it was fucking cold inside.

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Nostradumbass

1) The self proclaimed prophet ov sorts whom is most famously noted for predicting the supposed second coming ov Jesus to "the forgotten land ov Chicago when his vast collection ov pornography is exhausted by the great Deepthroat Lord Krakow's return to heaven to avenge Tom Hanks".

"Did you see that special on the history channel about Nostradumbass? Man that dude was buff."

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caca monster

1: Someone who takes shits repeatedly throughout the day
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.

2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.

"Dude, you've been in the restroom for like an hour already, and i know you're using the whole damn roll in there, hurry up you caca monster!"

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buttsex metal

1. Yet another sub genre ov heavy metal music created in 1984 by Bill Cosby in an attempt to alleviate black oppression in Norway during the African invasion ov Alabama otherwise known as the civil war.

i love to have buttsex while listening to barry white, not buttsex metal...stupid.

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fagaroni

1) John
2) Macaroni made in a homo-sexual fashion
3) One who is a homo-sexual or likes to watch the televison program Queer as Folk

Don't look know, but here comes fagaroni.

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