bendoverable

a female not up to your usual standards but still worth sticking it to.

Sally O'Malley doesn't look that hot but she's bendoverable.

cynical

1. To be critical or faultfinding for self-amusement.

Movie critics can be quite cynical.

broke bitch

A bitch who ain't got no money

Let's go to the club. I ain't got no money. Damn you a broke bitch.

software

Pertaining to the female anatomy - Breasts, or boobs. As used in Short Circuit when Johnny #5 sees Stephanie in the bath.

"You're a different shade stephanie, oooh, nice software!" - Johnny 5

Drunch

The act of drinking enough alcohol with your lunch that you would be considered
Drunk and forget to actually eat your lunch.

I don’t know how Margaret and Julia do it, they’re so drunch they barely ate their lunch at their table for 30 event.